Attention Ecommerce Business Owners:
Every Dull Product Description
Is Another Nail In Your Profit Coffin
Outsell & Outperform Your Competition with
Story-Powered
Product Descriptions
Unleash the Power of Storytelling To Create Vivid Emotional Experiences That Excite Customers...
...And Make Them Feel Like Owning Your Product Brings Them Closer to Their Dream Lifestyle
In a world where online shopping is as common as morning coffee and your competitors are multiplying faster than rabbits...
...your products need more than just specifications and images.
They Need A Soul.
That’s where I come in. I specialize in crafting epic product descriptions that breathe life and adventure into all your items.
Now your customers aren’t just clicking “add to cart.”
They’re going on a legendary quest, armed with your product as their ultimate sidekick. Along the way, there’s humor, excitement, and maybe even a little mischief.
The result? Descriptions that don’t just sell—they entertain, engage, and leave your customers wondering why they didn’t buy two.
Why Bore Customers With Dull Descriptions When You Can Offer Them...
Personalization (or "Make Them the Hero" Approach)
Picture this: your customers aren't just reading a story—they're living in it, with your product as their trusty sidekick. This isn’t just engagement; it’s a full-blown romance. Personalizing the narrative makes the customer feel special, and special feelings lead to special sales.
Immersive Experience (or "Why Sell a Product When You Can Sell Them The World?")
Forget selling a product; sell them an experience. Transport your customers into a world where every challenge they face is conquered with your product. It's not just a purchase; it's an entry ticket to an adventure.
Aspirational Quality (or "Sell the Dream, Not the Thing")
Use stories to craft the lifestyle your customers aspire to. They're not buying a widget; they're buying into the life they want. Your product becomes the bridge to their ideal self. That's powerful stuff.
Enhanced Memorability (or "Be Unforgettable")
In a sea of endless ads and product placements, be the memorable novella. When you wrap your product in a captivating story, you stick in their minds long after the page is turned. Memorable equals measurable impact on your sales.
Emotional Engagement (or "Win Hearts to Open Wallets")
Tap into emotions with narratives that resonate on a personal level. When customers feel a strong emotional connection to a story, that sentiment transfers to your product. Happy customers are customers who come back for more.
Visualization of Benefits ("Show, Don't Tell")
Don’t just tell them what your product does—show them what it can do in the theater of their minds. Your product isn’t just a tool; it’s the hero’s magic wand in every chapter of their personal epic.
Humor (or "laugh all the way to the bank")
Why just sell when you can entertain? Injecting humor into your product stories doesn’t just grab attention—it steals it, ties it up, and takes it on a joyride.
When you infuse product descriptions with humor, you'll instantly trigger a chemical reaction in their brain that's stronger than a double shot of espresso straight to their cerebral cortex.
When you make someone laugh, it triggers a flood of dopamine and endorphins in their brain.
And those little guys are like trust magnets! They make people feel a sense of connection, rapport, and the desire to listen to you. It's like giving them a shot of trust juice straight to the brain.
This feel-good chemical warfare turns casual browsers into happy buyers.
Humor in your product stories also makes your brand stickier than a syrup spill, creating memorable moments that customers want to share with everyone, even their cat.
So, why not make your e-commerce store a place where customers come for the laughs and stay for the impulse buys? After all, if they're laughing, they're not looking at their wallets too closely, right?
Think of it as a smile with a credit card attached!
"People buy more and buy more happily when in good humor."
Dan Kennedy - multi millionaire entrepreneur; trusted marketing advisor, consultant and coach to hundreds of private entrepreneurial clients running businesses from $1-million to $ 1-billion in size.
What? You Want To See Some Examples?
Ok - Check These Puppies Out...
Example #1
How do you take an ordinary piece of clothing and make the reader feel like they'll be mysterious and alluring while wearing it? (2 versions)
Example #2
Need to elevate a simple piece of furniture and bring it to life? This is how you do it...(2 versions)
Example #3
Think you can't take a dull and nasty household product from "Meh" to "Must Have"? Check this out... (2 versions)
"Great stories don’t just tell; they show. They let the audience see themselves in the narrative, making your product or service the hero of their own story"
Jay Abraham- renowned marketing strategist, business consultant, and author known for his expertise in maximizing business growth and helping companies achieve exponential success.
Why Story-Powered Product Descriptions
Isn't Just a Good Idea... It's Your Strategic Advantage.
Imagine you're Jamie, running your online vintage shop, "RetroWear".
You take a good look at your typical, snooze-fest product descriptions and decide it's time for a little reinvention.
You grab that 1970s leather jacket and instead of slapping on a "well-preserved" tag, you christen it a “rebel's vest, worn through historic concerts and late-night adventures, still carrying the spirit of freedom.”
Instantly, every item in your store isn't just something to wear; it's a piece of a much bigger, much cooler story.
Suddenly, RetroWear isn’t just another online store; it's the backdrop for an epic fashion adventure. Your customers aren’t just shopping; they’re casting themselves as the lead in a blockbuster where their wardrobe is key to unlocking adventures.
Sales go through the roof, social media is buzzing, and next thing you know, a top fashion influencer is calling your shop a gateway to the past, but like, a really cool, leather-scented, rock 'n' roll past.
So there you are, just a shop owner turned storytelling superhero, watching as your clever twist on product descriptions transforms RetroWear into the hottest spot on the internet, all because you decided to make shopping way more fun.
Think about it—you didn't just change the game; you turned it into an adventure movie where everyone wants a starring role.
"Storytelling is the key to differentiation in a crowded market. When everyone else is talking features and benefits, a story sets you apart"
Jay Abraham- renowned marketing strategist, business consultant, and author known for his expertise in maximizing business growth and helping companies achieve exponential success.
Your Story Studio
Membership Benefits
Perks so good you'll never need to go
anywhere else for your product copy. Seriously.
Your Project Board
Easily manage your product description task queue with a Trello board.
Fast Delivery
Get your product descriptions in 36-48 hours
Fixed Monthly Rate
No surprises here! Pay the same fixed price each month
Top Quality
Insane product description quality at your fingertips whenever you need it.
Flexible & Scalable
Scale up or down as needed, and pause or cancel at anytime.
Unique & Only Yours
Each product description is made especially for you and 100% yours
$
4500/month
Tap Into the Power of Story & Turn Your Browsers into Buyers!
$
7500/month
Tap Into the Power of Story & Turn Your Browsers into Buyers!
Frequently Asked Questions
Great Question!
Picture this: you're drowning in a sea of mind-numbingly boring product descriptions, desperately trying to keep your e-commerce business afloat.
Enter the freelancer, a lone wolf charging $75-$150 per description.
Sure, they seem like a good idea—until they start juggling clients like flaming swords, miss deadlines, and ghost you like a bad Tinder date.
Meanwhile, our heroes charge $4500/month for a minimum 120 epic, story-powered descriptions, saving you up to $13,500.
Upgrade to $7500/month for minimum 250 descriptions, pocketing savings up to $30,000.
We live and breathe product storytelling, turning your mundane listings into captivating narratives.
So, why settle for a freelancer when you can have Tony Stark-level reliability?
Hiring an in-house writer is like buying a luxury sports car just to drive it in a congested city.
You’re shelling out $8,500 a month on salary, employer tax, benefits, and office space. But that's not all!
They might get distracted by office gossip, take sick days, go on vacation, or produce subpar descriptions while juggling other copy projects.
Add in missed deadlines, training costs, and "creative blocks," and you’re easily looking at $10,000-$12,000 a month.
And if there's a slowdown in copy work, you still have to pay their salary and other expenses.
Our $4,500/month subscription plan provides a minimum of 120 story-powered descriptions, saving you $5,500-$7,500.
The $7,500/month plan offers a minimum of 250 descriptions, saving you $2,500-$4,500.
Plus, you can pause or cancel anytime if your workload decreases.
So, forget the bloated overhead—go with the sharp, witty, and hassle-free option that gets the job done with zero drama and maximum charm.
Great stories don’t just tell you what a product does—they whisk you away on an emotional rollercoaster where your heart races, and suddenly, you see yourself as the main character, with the product as your trusty sidekick.
Story-powered descriptions let you feel the triumph, the relief, the pure joy of using the product. It’s like being in a movie where you save the day—except the popcorn’s free, and the only villain is your empty shopping cart.
Traditional descriptions? Think of them as the nutritional facts on a cereal box—important, but not exactly a riveting read.
You betcha!
You can serve up as many requests as you want—it’s like an all-you-can-eat taco bar, but instead of carnitas, you get sizzling hot product descriptions.
We work through one delicious task at a time, each filled with a combo platter of products. As soon as we finish one, we’re on to the next, like a server delivering fresh guacamole to your table.
So keep those orders coming—we’re ready to spice things up!
With our Standard plan ($4500), each task lets you can dish out 2 product descriptions at a time while our Premium plan ($7500), lets you load up 5 products at once.
Turnaround time? We’ve got you covered faster than a squirrel on espresso.
With our Standard Plan, each task handles 2 products, giving you 2 descriptions each, plus an extra description per product that can be used to create irresistible and sharable emails, all within 36 hours or less.
If you’re on the Premium Plan, we step it up: 5 products per task, with 3 descriptions each, plus 2 bonus descriptions for emails, all delivered in 48 hours or less.
It’s like ordering a double cheeseburger and getting free fries and a shake —only here, your products are the main courseImagine if your email marketing campaign was less like a bland tofu salad and more like a spicy taco fest.
That's what our story-powered descriptions bring to the table. Each email becomes a gripping short story that your customers can't wait to read and share.
It's like turning your email blasts into viral tweets, minus the trolls. Fresh angles keep your brand top-of-mind, making every email a chance to not just sell, but to entertain and charm the pants off your customers (figuratively speaking).
And when people love what they read, they share it—expanding your reach and fattening your wallet.
Who knew emails could be this much fun?
If what we’ve whipped up doesn’t quite bake your cookie, no worries!
We’ll keep tweaking the recipe until it’s just right—and won’t stop until your description is so spot-on, it’s worthy of a display case.
Unlimited revisions, because we’re as committed to your satisfaction as a Chef crafting the ultimate dessert.
You’ve done it—21 days into our 31-day billing cycle and every single product in your lineup has been turned into a blockbuster story, leaving no stone—or product—unturned.
But now, you’re all out of tales to tell. What’s next? Hit pause. It's like saving the final episode of your favorite show for a rainy day.
Those remaining 10 days will just hang out, chilling like the last unopened gift under the Christmas tree, ready to spring into action the second your next batch of products lands.
We'll pick up the storytelling baton right where you left it, making sure no product story goes untold."
Minimum commitment?
Nope, we’re not your gym membership. You can hop on and off this subscription ride whenever you like—no guilt trips, no long-term contracts, and definitely no awkward small talk about ‘where we see this relationship going.’
Just hit pause or cancel whenever the mood strikes, and we’ll still be friends.
Refunds are not on the menu, my friend.
Because of the sheer, unadulterated quality of what we deliver, we don’t do the whole money-back thing.
Think of it as ordering a custom suit—you wouldn’t return it just because you felt too dashing. But trust us, you’re going to look good in what we create.
Now while we love working with all types of e-commerce businesses...
...our favorite client is an e-commerce operation with a warehouse teeming with goodies that swap out faster than costume changes at a fashion show.
You're the type who needs a waterfall of dazzling product descriptions to keep up with the parade of new arrivals.
Our magic is perfect for anyone looking to save hours, dodge headaches, and turn their digital shelves into cash magnets.
Whether you're already a big deal or the next big thing, our words make every product pop, wooing new customers effortlessly.
