You Don’t Need a New Marketing Plan. You Need Better Words.
“I specialize in Ghostwriting entertaining content, emails and product descriptions that captivate your customers and drive sales.
Reality Check: 20% of your customers are responsible for 80% of your profits. This means your success hinges on connecting with your best customers—the ones who actually buy, rave, and come back for more. It’s why I write copy that has your best customers lining up to buy more—while your competitors are stuck Googling ‘how to stay relevant.’
Whether it’s giving a toilet brush more personality than most Instagram influencers or writing emails your customers will actually read, I help brands stand out, sell more, and look ridiculously cool doing it.”
Three Offers, One Goal:
Words That Captivate and Convert.
The Opt-In Conversion Whisperer
What if your free opt-in didn’t just collect emails but did the selling for you? Imagine an engine that pulls in leads, nurtures trust, and primes them to buy—all on autopilot.
This isn’t just another lead magnet. It’s a trust accelerator—warming up cold prospects, handling objections before they arise, and making the “yes” feel effortless.Your best customers are out there. Let’s make sure they land in your inbox—not someone else’s.
Story Powered Email Copy
With story-powered emails, I turn casual readers into raving fans, skeptics into believers, and inbox skimmers into action-takers.
A great story doesn’t just entertain—it delivers the transformation your product promises, turning ‘meh, maybe’ into ‘shut up and take my money.’
Story Powered Product Descriptions
I don’t just describe your product—I give it a personality (think ‘the friend who makes everything look cooler just by showing up’).
Because when your customers can see it, feel it, and imagine your product in their lives making things more fun, stylish, or just plain better... hitting ‘buy’ feels like the natural next step.
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