You Don’t Need a New Marketing Plan. You Need Better Words.

“I specialize in Ghostwriting entertaining content, emails and product descriptions that captivate your customers and drive sales.

Reality Check: 20% of your customers are responsible for 80% of your profits. This means your success hinges on connecting with your best customers—the ones who actually buy, rave, and come back for more. It’s why I write copy that has your best customers lining up to buy more—while your competitors are stuck Googling ‘how to stay relevant.’

Whether it’s giving a toilet brush more personality than most Instagram influencers or writing emails your customers will actually read, I help brands stand out, sell more, and look ridiculously cool doing it.”

Three Offers, One Goal:
Words That Captivate and Convert.

Ghostwriting Educational Email Courses

What if you had a lead magnet that wasn’t just another generic freebie, but a carefully crafted, 5-day educational email course (like this one) designed specifically for your business?

I custom-build you a Multi-Day Educational Email Course to fit your brand, your voice, and your audience—so every email speaks directly to your ideal customers, guiding them from curious visitors to engaged, ready-to-buy leads.

It’s like having a personalized sales conversation on autopilot, turning your website into a lead-generating machine without you lifting a finger.

Click Here to Get a Lead Magnet That Actually Works (Shocking, Right?)

Ghostwriting Story Powered Emails

With story-powered emails, I turn casual readers into raving fans, skeptics into believers, and inbox skimmers into action-takers.

A great story doesn’t just entertain—it delivers the transformation your product promises, turning ‘meh, maybe’ into ‘shut up and take my money.’

Click Here For Emails That Turn ‘Maybe Later’ Into ‘Shut Up and Take My Money!’

Ghostwriting Product Descriptions

I don’t just describe your product—I give it a personality (think ‘the friend who makes everything look cooler just by showing up’).

Because when your customers can see it, feel it, and imagine your product in their lives making things more fun, stylish, or just plain better... hitting ‘buy’ feels like the natural next step.

Click Here To See How This Will Work For You. And Yes, We’ve Got Examples (And Cookies!)

Blog Posts That Break the Mold (and Maybe the Internet)

How To Sell Face Cream Worth More Than a Used Honda

Selling An Old World Peddle Bike in an E-Bike World

How To Sell PS3s in a PS5 World (a bit more than just a metaphor)

The 5 Biggest Email Marketing Mistakes

That Lead to Unsubscribes, Spam Complaints, and Embarrassingly Low Open Rates (Even If You Think Your Emails Are “Pretty Good”)

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The 5 Biggest Email Marketing Mistakes...

...That Lead to Unsubscribes, Spam Complaints, and Embarrassingly Low Open Rates (Even If You Think Your Emails Are “Pretty Good”)

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Mistake #1: Subject lines so dull, your emails never get opened – If your subject lines blend in like beige wallpaper, your emails are dead on arrival. But a few tweaks can make people IINSTANTLY stop scrolling and click…

Mistake #2: Writing so boring, even your mom won’t read it – Dry, robotic, predictable—if your emails don’t hook fast, readers check out. But this "storyselling formula" keeps them glued while selling effortlessly…

Mistake #3: Calls to action that don’t spark action – If readers aren’t excited to click, they won’t. But with the right approach, clicking feels like the obvious next step—like it was their idea all along…

Mistake #4: Landing in the Promotions Tab graveyard – If Gmail buries your emails, they might as well not exist. But with this secret, you can slip past the filters and land where it matters…

Mistake #5: Emails that feel like work to read – If your emails make readers pause, backtrack, or struggle to get through, they’re gone. But this “Greased Slide” secret makes reading effortless—and clicking inevitable…

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